Dear Gluten,
We need to talk. Seriously.
I think we need to take a break. No, it's not me, it's you.
You've been upsetting me, and that's not okay. We've broken up before, but I came crawling back into your delicious dangerous arms. I thought I would give you a second chance, but you continue to make me feel bad. You keep me up at night, make me ache during the day... I just can't take it right now.
I'll still probably be in contact with you on a limited basis, since you somehow seem to sneak into every delicious part of my life, but I can no longer consciously have you and you alone. Goodbye gluten... We can try things again in the future, but for now it's over.
Sincerely, Me.
PS. Bread makes you fat?!
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